Nov 26, 2009

Do you understand doublespeak?

Here is a funny exercise we did on doublespeak. I admit, at first I didn't get it.. Do you recognize a familiar song for kids?

A research team proceeded toward the apex of a natural geological protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitately descended, sustaining severe fractional damage to the upper cranial portion of the anatomical structure. Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self rotation translation oriented in the direction taken by the first team member.

To see the solution, click on the post title. Just keep reading-it's hilarious!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water 
Jack fell down and broke his crown 
And Jill came tumbling after.

Yes, that's exactly what it means!
Now keep laughing and have a wonderful Thanksgiving weekend!
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